Susan: Before we begin, would either of you like some cookies,
——>> milk, lemonade perhaps?
Julie: Mom, why are we here?
Susan: Ah. Cutting to the chase. I like it.
——>> I have a confession to make.
——>> This whole dating drama has been keeping me up at night.
——>> And I hate being the bitchy, naggy mom.
——>> When it comes to parenting,
——>> I am much more comfortable playing the good cop.
——>> You see where I’m going with this, kids?
Julie: No.
Susan: Oh. Well, in that case…meet the bad cop.
Julie: Daddy.
Karl: Hi, baby girl. Is that the guy?
Susan: Yep. Get him.
Julie: This is so unfair.
Susan: Look, you defied my wishes, you broke my rules.
——>> Did you think I was just gonna throw in the towel?
——>> Face it. I outsmarted you.
Karl: Who’s Ian?
Susan: What?
Karl: You’re dating some British guy named Ian.
Susan: How did that come up?
Julie’s BF: I’m sorry. I didn’t realize it was a big secret.
Karl: When you said it was true love with you and the plumber,
——>> I was a good guy. I stepped aside.
——>> And now you’re on to someone else.
Susan: Big picture, Karl. His hand up our daughter’s shirt.
Karl: Don’t change the subject.
Susan: That is the subject.
Karl: How serious is it with this Ian guy?
Susan:I don’t know. It’s complicated.
Julie: Yeah, he’s kind of married.
Karl: He’s what?
Julie: It’s not what you think.
Julie’s BF: In her defense, his wife is in a coma.
Karl: I… That’s it! All right, I forbid you to see this guy.
Susan: What? No. I don’t take orders from you.
Julie: Mom has a point, Dad, You can’t tell a woman who she can and can’t date.
——>> It’s her choice.
Susan: Exactly.Thank you. Wait, no. That does not apply to you.
Karl: You know, if you don’t care about my feelings,
——>> I don’t know what I’m doing here.
Susan: Your feelings? My God. You are the worst bad cop ever.
——>> Go to your room. Not you.
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